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Satire: Bangladesh agrees to Play 2 Tests, 1 ODI, 3 T20Is, a Quarter T10 & 1 Pitto Garam match

Note: This is an attempt at satire, but please take it very seriously.

Successful mediation by the ICC chairman Shashank Manohar has proven to be supremely effective as Pakistan and Bangladesh Cricket boards finally agreed on a schedule for the upcoming tour of Pakistan. However, all three parties involved did miss the irony of an Indian mediating a conflict between Pakistan and Bangladesh. Oh how must be Quaid turning in his grave.

Anyhoo. The schedule included 2 Tests, 1 ODI, 3 T20Is, a Quarter T10 and 1 Pitto Garam match.

The BCB “leader” and man who is more entitled than Umar Akmal, confirmed that the Bangladesh team will return home during the water, lunch and tea breaks.

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“There is enough time for the boys to come back. They can come back and fly again on quick flights (I don’t care about climate change), sing a song in my praise, do an act depicting my greatness and then return to playing international cricket. It is essentially a foolproof plan. No fool would be allowed”, said this gentleman.

When asked did he mean full, he retorted quickly, “do you take me for a fool”?

If the next series goes well, BCB has proposed to include baraf pani, kohko and pakram paraie in next series.

Asjad Khan

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